The worst part is these are all true and I live here.
Florida billionaire tells employees Obama a threat to their jobs
Chicago Tribune
October 10, 2012
ORLANDO, Florida (Reuters) - A Florida billionaire has told his employees he could be forced to lay off some of them if U.S. President Barack Obama wins a second term, calling his administration a threat to their jobs.
Death of cockroach-eating contest winner in Florida puzzles experts
By NBC News staff and wire services
It could be weeks before autopsy results can determine why a 32-year-old Florida man collapsed and died after winning a cockroach-eating contest.
Insect experts say the mere act of eating roaches, while repulsive to many, shouldn’t have killed Edward Archbold. Some theorize Archbold may have had an allergic reaction.
Whoops! Florida governor gives phone sex number for meningitis hotline
By Michael Peltier
TALLAHASSEE, Florida
Wed Oct 10, 2012
(Reuters) - In an embarrassing mistake, Florida Governor Rick Scott gave out a phone sex hotline number to Floridians seeking information on a deadly fungal meningitis outbreak.